-makemesmile:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

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The moment when you realised you’re just fat.

lmaogtfo:

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Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.

umarazaoparaviver:

Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

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